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Some weekends need more than a couple of Advil and a hope. The Total Damage Control kit is built for that — a full 17-piece recovery plan for the mornings after a bachelorette weekend, girls' trip, or any night that went longer than planned.
Everything ships in one resealable bag, so nobody's rationing the group's one bottle of Advil or texting "does anyone have gum" at 8am. It's set up to handle recovery in layers: headache and stomach relief first (Advil, antacid, Vitamin C), rehydration next (Propel electrolyte mix), then face and body (Neutrogena makeup wipes, body wipes, under-eye patches), quick fixes for hair, nails, and lips (satin scrunchie, mini nail file, lip balm), breath and mouth care (mouthwash, gum, floss), stain control (Shout wipes) for whatever didn't survive the night, and an SPF packet so the day after doesn't turn into sunburn on top of everything else.
This is the most complete kit in our lineup — if your group wants the essentials only, our 10-piece kit covers the basics; this one covers the whole person, head to toe.
Scrunchie color, gum flavor, and mint flavor are randomly assorted — every kit's a little different.
How is this different from your other kits?
This is our most complete kit at 17 pieces. Our 10-piece kit covers just the essentials (pain relief, hydration, one wipe, a mint); this one adds hair, nail, skin, sun, and stain care on top, for a group that wants full coverage.
Is it sealed and individually packaged?
Yes — each item is individually wrapped, and the whole set comes sealed in one resealable bag until it's opened.
Can I order these in bulk for a wedding party or welcome bags?
Yes, bulk ordering is available for weddings, welcome bags, and group events. [Link to bulk order page]
Does it contain alcohol?
No. It contains over-the-counter items (Advil, antacid, Vitamin C, sunscreen) intended to be used as directed, by adults of legal drinking age.
Will every kit be identical?
Close, but not exact — scrunchie color, gum flavor, and mint flavor are randomly assorted, so each kit has its own mix.
Do you ship nationwide?
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⚠️ Contents packaged for personal use only; not intended as medical treatment. Follow label directions on all included medications and supplements. Novelty item intended for adults of legal drinking age.